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MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

Jeg er usikker på om det er "vanlig" pints eller US pints, så ev av disse to:
US pints: 1.7*0.47311= 0.8 liter
pints: 1.7*0.5682 = 0.965 liter

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

32 inches = 81.28cm
28 inches = 71.12

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

Denne trenger vel ikke noe oversettelse, snakker om å veive med veistikke i tunell

ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

zitz = kvise, fyren poppet en kvise 2.3876 meter!!

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmenon their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm
very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

Så det er derfor Osama liker Afganistan?

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a
tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.

Minner om et russekrav?

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

Lengde: 5,715 meter
Høyde: 3,7592
Utgangshastighet: 68.7 kliometer i timen

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender
is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

Lengde (bæsj..): 3.7084

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds

Kan dere forestille dere hvordan den ville vært i påtent tilstand?

Det var deres daglige dose unyttig informasjon =)